A lightweight, soft cotton tee that wears like a trusted workshirt. The design reads like a dry, wry instruction—“man use tool. man not get carpal tunnel syndrome”—and it lands as a small, defiant badge for people who brew things, build things, and protect their hands while doing it. Short sentences, bold humor, and a slightly rough-around-the-edges vibe make this shirt feel like the end of a long day in the brewery: hands clean, shoulders tired, but satisfied.

Slip this shirt on before morning brewdays or late-night tinkering. It pairs with worn denim, a coffee-stained lab coat, or a favorite hoodie. For brewers who value function and a little sarcastic practicality, the message reads like a nod from a fellow tradesperson—encouraging safe technique, quiet competence, and a little grin when someone asks what you’re wearing. Comfortable enough for all-day wear, it becomes part of the routine: measuring, mashing, lautering, and knocking out with confidence and less strain on the wrists.

Made to be lived in, this tee carries its message without shouting. It sits naturally on a brew deck, a box cooler or a weekend taproom. Anyone who spends long hours with beer will recognize the sentiment and the humor—this shirt speaks like the person who taught them the right way to hold a hydrometer.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for comfortable all-day wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, durable silhouette
- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- DTF/DTG printed design that holds detail and withstands wear

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors